the festival for 'sons of very disappointed parents'

What do you call a group of happy male lions that like flower arranging? The carnival is over and it’ll be another year before Brighton celebrates the art of buggery so gloriously. It all seems very false – people put too much effort into trying to prove to mortal heterosexuals that they really are gay and not going through a phase.

-Puts on posh bigot voice – ‘ I’m all for buggery… just not in my backyard’
(There’s a joke there somewhere).

After the pubs shut surely Saturday night was nothing but a colossal bum fest- did the earth move for you? they're fixing the roads as we speak! I don’t think Pride tackles homophobia in any way but so what? It’s a good excuse for a party and there’s nothing wrong with that! I’m just sulking because the dykes weren’t living up to the videos I’ve seen. and i had to work. i'll put the make up away till next year... or perhaps the great spandex-put-on ceremony that i shall be hosting towards xmas.




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